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12.11.06
ABSOLUTly fabulous!
i've borrowed this awesome (i can just see mr s*wden withering like an unwatered garden veggie now) advertising book from the library and omggxx the ads are darned good! it's the "ABSOLUT BOOK", and as the title suggests, is full of ABSOLUT VODKA ads. lots of fABSOLUT puns, and amazing graphics.. i'll scan some of my favourites and post them up when i have the time :) now i'm itching to go back and grab ABSOLUT SEQUEL >:)

anyways, speaking of puns, elisa and i had a PoP field day yesterday!! i think i sort of went crazy haha. it's the combined high from being back amongst my favourite group of people after missing 2 trngs and uh.. hunger, i think. X)

you know i'm a lazy pig so this is shamelessly ripped from elisa's blog, comments added:

The puns are back! Yang and I wrecked our brains (that's a bienapropism! --huh?) and very soon, the puns/witty comments started to overflow. Woots.

Joo: She keeps using her biceps and forearms to do pullups.
Muddy: *to me* You should do more pullups, then soon your arms will be one big block.
Yang: Then she'll need BINOCULARS to see what she's writing!

I don't understand why no one was amused, because it was SO FUNNY and Yang and I were laughing so hard, me until tears came to my eyes.

Me: This is baddd. I really can't think of any puns! --actually elisa starts looking really pensive at this point, which prompted me to ask, in horror, "are you trying to think of one now? on the spot?"
Yang: YARH. Oh dear, I need a fruit punch!
Me: HAHA. ...OHMYGOODNESS FRUIT punch! Get Fruit to punch you!

Me: *picks up a random leaf lying on the ground and presents it to Yang* Yang, I will never leaf you! =)
Yang: HMPH! *sticks out left hand at me* I have already left you!
*both of us are laughing while random people die from our lameness*
Me: *presents the leaf to Yang again* I will leaf you up! =D

Hahaha this next one is classic, because of some of the words we used. Note how exams have gotten to Van's brain.

Van: Eh people, remember to change your photos if your baby photo is unrecognisable. Don't want afterwards we all get retained at customs.
Someone: Wah Van, it's detained, not retained. You've been thinking too much about school already larh.
Yang: Hmmm.. so if you update your passport photo you'll be promoted? Is it a custom to get promoted?

- On bus, Yang and I are recalling our puns and we come to the left hand one -
Me: *sticks out right hand at Yang* You're right!

i think sometime very soon, elisa and i will be able to deadpun. yknow, pun deadpan. >;)

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